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She’s blind in one eye and the baddest assest character I’ve ever played. DEV, the black market contract killer in The Kill Corporation in her own featurette trailer here:
This is why they call me The Most Dangerous Woman in Hollywood! In tribute to Satan’s Angel, the original Queen of the Fire Tassels, I put my own spin on lighting my pretty little pasties on fire in this So Hott Fire Tits burlesque solo.
This act certainly went through some “development” which included third a third degree where a woman never wants to see it. You can read about the Fire Tits Safety Tips I learned from that experience here. And of course, the costume, designed and hand made by me, started as cut up shorts and turned into what you see here.
But that’s not all the development this act required. As you might notice, the doobie is an essential part of this act and even though Los Angeles is liberal on marijuana policy and has completely decriminalized the plant, smoking anything has been illegal in all bars and restaurants for several decades. So here I am developing this act with The Lalas back in the day when The Lalas played bar tops in Hollywood dives rather than the 1000 – 3000 seat audiences in Spain, South Africa, WA, AZ, NM, NV, CA and NY we’ve scored in 2014. Yes, there was a day The Lalas were dancing on bar tops and that’s when my So Hott Fire Tits act was developed. That first go, largely improvised, I lit up the joint and got a note from Erin Lamont, Lalas company director, that the bar doesn’t want me smoking weed inside. So you bet – the very next show two weeks later, I respected their wishes and didn’t smoke weed inside. Instead, I rolled up FIVE doobies and passed them out to the audience and lit THEIR joints for them – I didn’t smoke herb inside at all. Five others did, but I didn’t:-)
Honestly, I have tried a bunch of hi jinx to get some good publicity from a burlesque arrest, but none have worked so far. Sometimes I wonder, “what’s a dangerous doll gotta do to get arrested in this town?”
This is the closest I’ve come so far:
My So Hott Fire Tits burlesque solo performed in Tease If You Please at Bar Fedora downtown LA. I brought my own cop lights cause I’m tired of waiting. To see my Fire Tits act produced for film, shot at the abandoned LA Zoo, check out this awesome post. To see me perform this and other acts live, come see a show!
I had to wait until 3am on November 15th, 2014 for a moment alone. And now I hardly know what to do with it.
I’m compelled to play my drum kit, burried under set pieces and props from my latest production; quite difficult to undress as of current. I’d like to lie quiet on the floor if I could find it. Unfortunately, if I lie on my back and close my eyes I either bound right back up upon recollection of a mandate I am response-able to or fall swiftly, hypnotically and gratefully asleep.
I gave it all. For the same reason I am in the studio every day. Still to this day. I gave it all because there’s something about trying and succeeding. One day you can do no pull ups. One day you can do five with perfect technique. That’s why I go to the studio. That’s why I design acts. That’s why I produce shows. It’s an idea or an impulse, then it’s a conversation, then you’re not sure how, then you figure it out, devote yourself to the work and embellish it with flair.
Creativity as health.
Well, that was it. Alone time turns to sleep, equally rare and dragging me into a king sized bed.
With black hair! Recognize me as STAR? Now available to watch practically everywhere you look! The Butchers (aka Death Factory overseas) is now on iTunes, Vudu, Amazon, DirectTV, Hulu and more…
LA Weekly covered Tonya Kay’s Pinup Pole Show with an exciting 58 slide photo documentary, compliments photographer Nanette Gonzalez. View the entire LA Weekly photo doc here. And check out the highlights below!